Learning from the Kardashins..

I learned a very valuable lesson from the very beautiful crazy awesome Kardashin sisters.. but I usually do. Mostly I learn a lot about my own family, and the very special cooky relationships I have with them.
The break down on who's who on the Kardashins..
Kourtney Kadashin is most like me.
Kim Kardashin is most like Nikki.
Khloe Kardashin is most like Leah.
Bruce Jenner is Greg.
Kris Jenner is Mom.
So many weekend nights, and some week nights, the Kardashins have kept up to the wee hours of the morning giving me valuable insight into the psyche of the Martinezs. These appointments on the couch do more than give me insight and understanding but also a strange sense of pride and enthusiasm to be apart of such an amazing family.
More importantly than all that, my Kardashin Sessions helped me to realize that we could have our own tv show, and it would blow up the ratings. We are so entertaining. So outrageous. So shameless. We are psycho. We even have a little of that incest-uality that they have. We wouldn't care about the fame. The money would just be a bonus. However, the real perk would be being able to share ourselves with the world, and maybe be someone else what the Kardashins have been for me and my family (we are all fans).
Just as great as all this is the way I relate to Kourtney. I know how psycho this sounds, but read me out. I actually feel that if we met we would hit it off and we would become great friends. We have so much in common. Seriously. I don't care about the fame, even if she wasn't famous I would still feel this way. The only thing about that though is it would be harder for me to know who she was.

Also, I just want to say I think she is the prettiest one..